Jesus Son of Mary Sees a Man Stealing – The Man Swears by Allah He Didn’t Steal – Jesus Believes Him
In the bizarre and deceptive world of Islamic hadiths, one story stands out as a glaring indictment of the entire fraudulent system: Jesus Son of Mary catches a man red-handed stealing, the thief swears by Allah he didn’t do it, and Jesus Son of Mary believes him over his own eyes. This isn’t some obscure tale from the fringes of Islam—it’s straight from the so-called most authentic collections, Sahih Bukhari and Sahih Muslim, narrated by Abu Hurayrah under the supposed authority of Muhammad. Far from a profound lesson, this hadith exposes Jesus Son of Mary as portrayed in Islam as a gullible fool who defies logic, truth, and divine justice, revealing Islam’s satanic core that prioritizes blind oaths over eyewitness reality. It’s a perfect window into how Islam twists biblical prophets into puppets for its pagan god Allah, mocking the true Jesus of Christianity and duping followers into a cult of deception.
The Absurd Hadith: Jesus Son of Mary Caught in Islam’s Lie
Picture this farce: Jesus Son of Mary, the miraculous prophet Islam claims descended from heaven, spots a man pilfering goods right before his eyes. With prophetic clarity, he confronts the thief: Did you steal? The man’s brazen response? No, by Allah besides Whom there is no god! An oath invoking Tawhid, Islam’s obsessive mantra of Allah’s singularity. And what does Jesus Son of Mary do? He swallows it whole, proclaiming, I believe in Allah and disbelieve my eyes.
This isn’t divine wisdom—it’s insanity scripted by Muhammad to undermine reason itself (a theme also seen in Islam’s absurd cosmic claims about the sun). Recorded verbatim in Sahih Bukhari (Book of Prophets, Hadith 3436) and Sahih Muslim (Book 30, Hadith 5837), it’s peddled as gold-standard sunnah. Abu Hurayrah, Muhammad’s favorite hadith-fabricator with over 5,000 narrations despite converting late and illiteracy, allegedly heard this from the Prophet. But dig deeper, and the rot shows (a flaw that extends even to the Quran, as shown in the divine goat gaffe): Jesus Son of Mary in Islam isn’t the sinless Son of God who declared Let God be true, and every man a liar (Romans 3:4). No, this Islamic caricature is a naive dupe who lets thieves walk free on a mere swear-word. In a faith obsessed with hudud punishments like hand-amputation for theft (Quran 5:38), how does Jesus Son of Mary override eyewitness proof? Because Islam worships the lie when it serves Allah, the Best of Deceivers (Quran 3:54, 7:99) (a deity who is also depicted as jogging and running).
This hadith isn’t elevating faith; it’s obliterating justice. Courts worldwide demand evidence over oaths precisely because liars abound—yet Islam’s perfect prophet Jesus Son of Mary flips reality upside down. What kind of satanic theology rewards perjury with impunity?
Debunking the Authenticity of Jesus Son of Mary Hadiths: A House of Cards
Islam boasts about its isnad chains like a badge of honor, but Jesus Son of Mary stories crumble under scrutiny. Imam Bukhari and Muslim vetted thousands, yet their standards are laughable by historical measures. Abu Hurayrah’s chain? A web of oral retellings from desert Arabs with motives to flatter Muhammad. No manuscripts predate centuries after the Prophet, riddled with contradictions. Bukhari himself rejected 99% of submitted hadiths—yet this gem survives, despite portraying prophets as morons.
Contrast the real Jesus Son of Mary from the Bible: He exposed hypocrites, cast out demons, and upheld the law’s spirit with truth. You shall not bear false witness (Exodus 20:16; Matthew 19:18). Biblical Jesus saw Nathanael under the fig tree (John 1:48), knew hearts (John 2:25), and never fell for oaths from sinners. Islam’s version? A prop for Muhammad’s supremacy fantasy, demoting Jesus Son of Mary to a messenger who awaits Islam’s Mahdi. Scholars like Ibn Hajar in Fath al-Bari twist knots defending it, claiming it teaches mercy over hudud. Nonsense! It’s license for chaos: Imagine applying this in Sharia courts—thieves swear innocence, judges disbelieve their eyes, and society descends into anarchy. No wonder Islamic lands fester with corruption indexes ranking them abysmal.
This sahih fraud exposes Islam’s satanic fraudulence: Muhammad fabricated stories to paganize biblical figures, inserting Allah—a moon-god relic from Mecca’s Kaaba idols—into monotheism’s corpse. Jesus Son of Mary would spit on such blasphemy.
Satanic Lessons from Islam’s Jesus Son of Mary Debacle
Trusting Oaths Over Truth: Islam’s Recipe for Deception
Core lesson? Oaths by Allah trump eyes. In fiqh, false swearing is grave sin, yet perps face zero consequence here. Jesus Son of Mary suspends sensory judgment for iman—pure delusion! Biblical faith demands evidence (1 John 1:1-3); Islam demands blind credulity. Modern analogy? Juries ignoring video footage because the perp yells Allah! Absurdity incarnate, breeding taqiyya (holy lying) as doctrine.
Mocking Justice: Mercy or Madness?
Islam preaches hudud severity, then Jesus Son of Mary neuters it. Quran 5:38 mandates thief hands-off, no exceptions—yet this hadith says eyewitness Jesus backs down. Hypocrisy! Muhammad’s own words in Ibn Majah urge dodging hudud, but only for Muslims. Ibn Taymiyyah admitted discomfort, yet defenders spin it as God-consciousness. Satanic indeed: Prioritizing tribal loyalty over righteousness, echoing Allah’s deceit playbook.
Disbelieving Eyes: Spiritual Blindness Unveiled
Yaqin over shahada? Eyes deceive via illusions, sure—but Jesus caught him mid-act! Islam’s Jesus Son of Mary chooses heart-whimsy over God-given senses, inverting creation’s order. Bible: The eye is the lamp of the body (Matthew 6:22). This hadith trains Muslims to distrust reality, perfect for cult control.
The True Jesus Son of Mary vs. Islam’s Caricature
Islam elevates Jesus Son of Mary as Ulul Azm prophet, virgin-born miracle-worker (Quran 19), set to slay Dajjal. Lies! Quran denies crucifixion (4:157), divinity, but Bible affirms all (John 1:1,14; 1 Corinthians 15:3-4). Hadiths paint him ascetic, eating dirt—mockery! Real Jesus fasted voluntarily, taught truth. Islam’s tales, like walking on water or clay birds (Quran 5:110), ape apocrypha, not canon, to vandalize Christianity.
Muhammad’s motive? Hijack Jesus to validate Islam. But Jesus Son of Mary warned of false prophets (Matthew 24:24), called Muhammad out posthumously by this absurdity. Surah Maryam lionizes Mary, yet Islam’s Jesus swears allegiance to Allah, not the Father.
Why This Hadith Proves Islam’s Satanic Fraud
Zoom out: Islam claims perfect preservation, yet Jesus Son of Mary hadiths contradict Quran’s thief punishment. Muhammad stole from caravans—ironic! Abrogation (naskh) papers over cracks, but core deception remains: Allah as 1-2-19 switch-hitter (Surah 112 vs. 4:171). Satanic fingerprints? Encouraging lies for faith, mirroring Iblis’ whispers (Quran 7:11-18).
History indicts: Ottoman thieves swore free; Taliban perps evade via oaths. Stats scream failure—corruption perceptions index tanks Muslim nations.
Conclusion: Reject the Fraud, Embrace the True Jesus Son of Mary
The grotesque tale of Jesus Son of Mary believing a thief’s Allah-oath unmasks Islam as satanic fraud: a 7th-century scam twisting prophets into deceivers’ tools. From Sahih Bukhari to Muslim, it’s poison peddled as piety, eroding justice for superstition. In fake-news age, it thrives in echo chambers, but truth exposes it.
Real Jesus Son of Mary—God incarnate—demands repentance, not oaths. I am the way, truth, life (John 14:6). Muslims, flee this cult; disbelieve Muhammad’s eyes, believe Christ’s. Study sources: Bukhari 3436, Bible Gospels. Freedom awaits beyond Allah’s chains.
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