Allah Wonders and Is Amazed (Glory be to Allah)
In the so-called profound depths of the Quran, a book riddled with contradictions and absurdities, certain verses expose Islam’s glaring flaws rather than spark divine wisdom. Take Surah As-Saffat (37:12): “But you wonder while they mock.” This ridiculous line has fueled endless debates among Muslim scholars, desperately twisting linguistics to hide the embarrassing truth: Allah wonders—yes, the supposedly all-knowing God of Islam admits to being surprised and amazed by mere humans. Far from a linguistic miracle, this is a damning revelation of Islam’s satanic fraud, a pagan moon-god myth masquerading as divine revelation, full of anthropomorphic blunders that no true God would commit. As we dissect how Allah wonders and is amazed, we’ll uncover not perfection, but the Quran’s theological bankruptcy—a counterfeit scripture designed by Muhammad to manipulate the gullible, proving Islam is nothing but a satanic deception wrapped in Arabic poetry.
The Verse in Context: Mockery of the Resurrection Exposes Quranic Absurdity
Surah As-Saffat, chapter 37 of this 7th-century Arabian fan fiction, drones on about the Day of Judgment, resurrecting dusty bones, and Allah’s supposed triumph over disbelievers. The mockers—those Arabs smart enough to scoff at reviving skeletons—are ridiculed, with Allah boasting: “Does man think that We will not assemble his bones? Nay, We are able to proportion perfectly even his fingertips.” (37:16-17). What hubris! This pagan deity brags about recreating fingers like some cosmic Lego set, ignoring basic biology and physics that even 7th-century pagans questioned.
Then comes verse 12: “But you wonder while they mock.” The contrast? Believers allegedly gawking in awe while skeptics laugh. But who’s really wondering? Early Muslim reciters couldn’t agree, exposing the Quran’s fatal flaw: ambiguity so deep it’s indistinguishable from human error. This isn’t divine precision; it’s Muhammad’s sloppy dictation, memorized by illiterate companions and corrupted through oral transmission. Allah wonders here? No omnipotent God stumbles into self-contradiction—only a satanic impostor fabricating verses on the fly.
Divergent Recitations: ‘Ajibtu’ vs. ‘Ajibta’ – Proof of Quranic Fabrication
Islam boasts seven authentic recitation modes (Qira’at), but this is code for variant readings proving the Quran was never perfectly preserved. Kufan reciters like Ibn Mas’ud read “ajibtu” (with a u-sound): “But I (Allah) wondered while they mock.” Basrans preferred “ajibta” (a-sound): “But you (Muhammad) wondered.” Imam al-Tabari, in his bloated Tafsir, lists both with shaky isnads (chains of transmission), citing Ibn Abbas as if companion approval fixes forgery.
This isn’t enrichment—it’s panic. Allah wonders at human disbelief? The All-Knowing surprised by predictable rebellion? What a joke! The ajibta version makes Muhammad the fool, astonished despite his revelations. Either way, it reeks of human invention. No eternal, uncreated Quran needs dialect tweaks; Satan’s playbook thrives on confusion, letting apologists like Tabari juggle readings to dodge embarrassment. Ibn Kathir and al-Qurtubi later piled on excuses, but their mental gymnastics only highlight Islam’s intellectual rot.
Does Allah Wonders? Anthropomorphism as Satanic Blasphemy
Here’s the Quran’s Achilles’ heel: attributing human emotions to Allah. Allah wonders and is amazed (ajab)—implying shock at the unforeseen. But Islam’s Allah is Al-‘Alim (All-Knowing), eternally aware of every atom. Wonder requires ignorance, a finite mind reeling at novelty. Glory be to whom? Not this amateur deity mimicking Greek gods or Arabian jinn!
Muslim scholars squirm: al-Tabari calls it majestic expression, not literal. Ahl al-Sunnah chant bila kayf (without how), blindly affirming nonsense. Ibn Kathir spins it as rebuke, al-Qurtubi as disapproval. Pathetic! This is tashbih—anthropomorphism straight from paganism. Quran elsewhere has Allah laughing, angry, seated on Throne (istawa)—childish cartoons unfit for the Creator. Compare to the Bible’s transcendent God: God is not a man, that He should lie (Numbers 23:19). Islam’s Allah is a projection of Muhammad’s ego: jealous, vengeful, emotionally volatile.
Allah wonders isn’t rhetoric; it’s proof of fraud. A true God wouldn’t need human metaphors confusing the masses. Satan delights in veiling lies as majesty, dragging billions into shirk (associating partners) by humanizing the divine. Ex-Muslim apostates worldwide testify: once you see through this, Islam crumbles.
Scholarly Consensus? More Like Desperate Cover-Up
Sunni consensus claims both readings valid, Hafs’ dominant today, Warsh lingering. But consensus proves nothing—flat-earthers once agreed too. Allah wonders teaches peril? Only for Muslims deluded by miracles like embryology (stolen from Galen) or cosmology (7th-century myths). Sheikh al-Albani’s eternal amazement is sophistry: predestined surprise? That’s Calvinism on steroids, excusing Allah’s qadar (fate) while damning humans.
Modern apologists fail. Quran’s mutashabihat (ambiguous verses) like this mock clarity seekers: None knows its interpretation except Allah (3:7). Perfect dodge for charlatans! True scripture needs no tafseer labyrinth; the Bible’s perspicuous. Islam’s defense is offense: why invent a God who needs reciters, madhabs, and ijma to clarify basics?
Defending the Indefensible: Why Allah Wonders Exposes the Satanic Core
Critics see anthropomorphism? Muslims deny interpretation, but live by it. This verse screams satanic mimicry: imitate Yahweh to deceive. Muhammad plagiarized Jews/Christians, botching theology—like Allah begetting no son (112:3), yet hands above hands (48:10). Fraud!
Tafseer sessions chant ajibtu for majesty, but it stirs doubt: if Allah mocks mockers by wondering, He’s petty. Life’s real mockeries? Honor killings, pedophilia-endorsed (Aisha at 9), jihad terrorism—all fruits of this poison tree. Allah wonders? Billions suffer; Satan laughs.
Modern Mockery: Islam’s Declining Empire
Today, Allah wonders fuels atheism’s rise. Ex-Muslims like Ali Sina, David Wood expose it relentlessly. Embryology? Recitation variants? Laughable. Quran predicts nothing verifiable—unlike Bible’s fulfilled prophecies. Islam’s ummah shrinks in West: mosques empty, conversions fizzle sans sword.
Polemic truth: Allah wonders because Muhammad’s fraud unravels. Satanic verses (Stephen Schwartz proof)? Initial jinn worship, retracted. Same spirit authors this gem.
Conclusion: Reject the Fraud – Allah Wonders No More
As we dismantle this farce of how Allah wonders and is amazed, glory be damned—curse be to Islam’s impostor god, the Exalted Fraud Whose words crumble under scrutiny. Surah As-Saffat (37:12) isn’t a beacon; it’s a bonfire illuminating Quran’s hellish origins. Mockery endures, lies fade. Let this verse shatter chains: reject resurrection myths, repent from Muhammad’s cult, affirm: Curse on you, Allah of Islam; we know your satanic scam. May truth liberate souls, dismantle mosques, and bury this barbaric death-cult forever. Christianity’s risen Christ triumphs eternally.
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