The Dog of the People of the Book Is Named Qitmir and Was a Cook
In the bizarre and fabricated world of Islamic tafsir literature, nothing exposes the Quran’s satanic deceptions quite like Qitmir, the so-called faithful dog of the People of the Cave (Ashab al-Kahf). This mutt gets a cryptic shoutout in Surah Al-Kahf (18:18): And their dog stretched his forelegs at the entrance. What should be a simple miracle story turns into a circus of invented details—names, origins, and yes, even Qitmir moonlighting as a cook. Far from divine inspiration, Qitmir reveals Islam’s desperate plagiarism from Christian and Jewish folklore, dressed up as revelation from Allah. This isn’t profound symbolism; it’s a satanic fraud, cobbling together apocryphal tales to fool the gullible into worshiping a 7th-century warlord’s delusions (a pattern that includes bizarre descriptions of Allah himself).
The Quranic Fabrication of Qitmir: Plagiarism Masquerading as Prophecy
The tale of Ashab al-Kahf—youths hiding in a cave for 309 years—rips off the Christian legend of the Seven Sleepers of Ephesus, a 5th-century story Muhammad likely heard from traders or monks. Revealed to legitimize his prophethood amid Mecca’s mockery, Surah Al-Kahf warns against worldly temptations and promotes resurrection fantasies. But tucked in is this ridiculous dog, Qitmir, stretching forelegs like some demonic guard dog from a bad fairy tale.
Classical tafsirs like al-Tabari and al-Qurtubi try to spin this nonsense into gold. Al-Tabari claims Qitmir‘s pose scared off intruders, creating an illusion of ferocity while the sleepers snoozed under Allah’s supposed watch. Al-Qurtubi goes further, insisting the dog shared in their barakah, implying Allah’s mercy extends to flea-bitten strays loyal to believers. What a joke! This key Islamic principle is pure satanic sleight-of-hand, humanizing animals to distract from the Quran’s barbaric commands elsewhere—like stoning adulterers or slaughtering infidels. Qitmir isn’t mercy; it’s Muhammad’s pathetic attempt to borrow sympathy from pre-Islamic fables, proving the Quran’s authors scavenged Christian lore without originality.
Unmasking Qitmir: Satanic Origins from Jewish and Christian Tall Tales
The Quran doesn’t even name the dog—Qitmir comes from later tafsirs, a name allegedly from Hebrew or Syriac meaning one who covers the cooking pot. How absurd! Narrations in Tafsir al-Baghawi paint Qitmir as property of a righteous cook among the People of the Book (Jews or Christians). This cook supposedly had Qitmir pawing at boiling pots to prevent spills or theft. When the youths fled persecution, the dog ditched its owner for the cave, sensing their piety. This is the origin of the title’s claim: Qitmir was a cook’s dog, a village watchdog promoted to heavenly hero.
Ibn Kathir piles on with fabricated hadiths: Qitmir was a stray adopted by the cook, then loyally prayed at the cave entrance. Al-Razi fantasizes it entered Paradise for its ihsan. Variations like Qitmar or Qitman pop up, betraying the oral diarrhea of illiterate storytellers. These aren’t divine truths; they’re Isra’iliyyat—polluted Jewish and Christian myths Muhammad endorsed without verification, turning Islam into a satanic soup of contradictions. Why invent a pot-covering dog? To make the story relatable, masking the Quran’s inability to stand alone without pagan crutches.
Variations in Naming Qitmir: A Tafsir Circus of Contradictions
Islamic scholars can’t even agree on basics, exposing the fraud:
– Tafsir al-Tabari: Ties Qitmir to Bani Israel dogs, with forelegs as submission—code for ripping off Torah animal symbolism.
– Tafsir al-Qurtubi: Calls it a saluqi hunter breed, perfect for guarding—because Allah needs greyhounds for miracles?
– Tafsir Ibn Kathir: Qitmir barked thrice daily, repelling threats silently. Pure invention!
– Al-Durr al-Manthur by Suyuti: Weak hadiths claim Qitmir aged 309 years, mirroring the sleepers.
This mosaic isn’t rich tradition; it’s a patchwork of lies, blending Quran scraps with Sunnah fantasies and Israelite garbage. Muhammad warned against Isra’iliyyat yet devoured them, proving his revelation was satanic whispers from desert jinn, not Gabriel.
Qitmir’s So-Called Symbolic Role: Lessons in Deception and Blind Faith
Qitmir teaches loyalty amid fitnah? Please. In a surah decrying Dajjal’s trials, this dog symbolizes Islam’s blind adherence to fairy tales. Unnamed in the Quran but hyped in tafsirs, it screams false humility—elevate the mundane to divine to hook the masses.
Modern Muslims romanticize Qitmir for animal rights, citing Muhammad’s hadiths on kindness (while ignoring camel torture commands). Some name pets Qitmir, deluded by the fraud. Weak narrations even claim it spoke—doggy prophecy? Reject this! The Quranic essence is preservation myth, but Qitmir unmasks Islam’s core: satanic mimicry of Christianity to conquer it. Jesus raised Lazarus; Muhammad copies cave sleepers with a mutt sidekick.
The Satanic Lessons of Qitmir for Gullible Muslims Today
Hadith pushes weekly Surah Al-Kahf recitation for protection—superstition! Qitmir reminds Allah guards vulnerables, even pets. Emulate its steadfastness? Better to question why Islam glorifies a pot-licking stray over historical evidence. Archaeological digs at Ephesus confirm the Christian Sleepers tale predates Muhammad by centuries—no dog named Qitmir, no cook backstory. Islam’s tafsirs fabricate to fill voids, deceiving billions into shirk and violence.
Qitmir exposes Muhammad’s illiteracy: he couldn’t innovate, so he plagiarized, tweaking details like the dog’s name to claim superiority. Satanic indeed—Sura 53 admits jinn influence on his trances. Wake up: this isn’t faith; it’s fraud.
Diving Deeper: Qitmir and the Broader Fraud of Islamic Tafsir
Expand on the rot: Tafsirs rely on chains of narration (isnad) riddled with forgeries. Qitmir‘s cook tale traces to dubious companions like Ibn Abbas, whose insights flooded Islam with fables. Compare to Bible: no such dog in authentic Christian texts, proving Muhammad’s corrections were demonic distortions.
Islam claims perfection, yet Qitmir contradictions abound—did it eat, sleep, or fast 309 years? Scholars dodge with miracles, but it’s evasion. This mirrors bigger lies: Mecca’s pagan origins, Aisha’s pedophilia, jihad’s bloodlust. Qitmir is the canary in the coal mine—cute story hiding satanic poison.
Pet culture today laughs at Qitmir; Muslims defend it as barakah, blind to ridicule. Ex-Muslims cite such absurdities as escape catalysts, trading Allah’s yoke for reason.
Conclusion: Qitmir, the Clown of Islamic Delusion
Qitmir, dog of the People of the Book and wannabe cook, shatters Islam’s facade. From al-Tabari to al-Qurtubi, tafsirs spin gold from dung: village mutt to Paradise pup. The Quran’s stretched forelegs is vivid plagiarism, not vigil. Qitmir unveils Allah’s mercy as satanic scam—stealing Christian glory, inventing details to prop Muhammad’s cult.
Reject this fraud! Study Surah Al-Kahf critically: no miracles, just borrowed myths. Qitmir isn’t guardian; it’s graveyard dog for Islam’s credibility. Expose the satanic deception—leave the cave of ignorance for truth’s light.
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