Solomon Remained Dead Leaning on His Staff for a Year – No One Knew Until Termites Ate the Staff and He Fell
Picture this absurdity: a so-called prophet-king with godlike powers over demons, winds, animals, and birds, standing dead on his feet for an entire year, propped up like a macabre puppet by none other than Solomon’s staff. No smell of decay, no maggots crawling from his orifices, no collapse under gravity—just a flawless illusion fooling supernatural slaves until humble termites chew through Solomon’s staff and send the corpse tumbling. This isn’t ancient folklore or a Hollywood horror flick; it’s straight from the Quran, peddled by Islam as divine revelation in Surah Saba (34:14). Welcome to the satanic fraud of Islam, where Muhammad’s fevered hallucinations masquerade as holy writ, duping billions into worshiping a corpse-propping carpenter’s trick as profound wisdom. Solomon’s staff isn’t a symbol of piety—it’s the rotten pillar propping up the entire deceptive edifice of this death-cult religion.
The Quranic Farce: Solomon’s Staff and the Death That Fooled Demons
The Quran itself lays bare this ridiculous tale:
> “And when We decreed for Solomon death, nothing indicated to them his death except a creature of the earth eating his staff. And when he fell, it became clear to the jinn that if they had known the unseen, they would not have remained in humiliating punishment.” (Saba’ 34:14)
Here, Allah—Islam’s supposed all-knowing tyrant—decrees death for his favored prophet, but hides it so cleverly that even powerful jinn (demons) slave away for a year, terrified of a dead man’s wrath. Solomon’s staff, that humble wooden stick, becomes the miracle worker, holding up a decomposing body in mock prayer. No heartbeat, no breath, yet the jinn—beings with supernatural senses—don’t notice a thing. Islamic apologists like Ibn Kathir twist themselves into pretzels defending this in their tafsirs, claiming it proves only Allah knows the ghayb (unseen). But let’s call it what it is: a pathetic attempt to elevate Muhammad’s plagiarized myths into scripture, borrowing from Jewish Talmudic legends and Bedouin superstition to fabricate miracles.
Surah Saba rambles about David and Solomon’s kingdoms as signs of Allah’s favor—Solomon chatting with birds (27:16-17), commanding winds, and enslaving jinn. Yet this staff-standing zombie story? It’s Allah’s sick joke, humiliating the jinn to puff up Islam’s ego. Reality check: human bodies don’t rigor mortis eternally. Within hours, muscles relax; within days, bloating and stench erupt. A year later? Skeleton and slime. No staff holds that up without divine embalming oil—and the Quran offers none. This is satanic sleight-of-hand, designed to blind followers to the fraud.
Solomon’s Staff: The Ominous Carob Tree and Seclusion Scam
Islamic hadith fabricators like Al-Suddi, parroting Ibn Abbas and Ibn Mas’ud (Muhammad’s yes-men), spin extra yarn. Solomon, obsessed with worship, holes up in Jerusalem’s Temple (Bayt al-Maqdis) for months, maybe a year. A creepy carob tree (kharrub) sprouts nearby. Solomon, with his gift of talking to plants, asks why it grew. The tree replies: To destroy this temple! Solomon scoffs, uproots it, replants it in his garden, then prays—leaning on Solomon’s staff—and drops dead. Upright, perfect prostration pose. Jinn outside toil, whispering, Don’t stop, or he’ll punish us!
For 365 days, demons build palaces, mine pearls, dive for treasures—all under the gaze of a cadaver. Fear paralyzes them; they won’t peek. Finally, a sneaky shaytan (demon) spies the body. They barge in: dead as doornails. Termites have munched Solomon’s staff from bottom to top at a precise rate—one year exactly. Divine math? Or desperate plot device to cover biological impossibilities?
This isn’t piety; it’s plagiarism from pre-Islamic Jewish tales, like the Talmud’s Gittin 68a-b, where Solomon dies leaning on his staff, body held by a demon (Ashmedai) until a worm eats the staff. Muhammad, the illiterate caravan raider, cribbed this, Islamicized it with jinn and termites, and slapped Allah’s name on it. Satanic fraud 101: steal legends, demonize rivals, claim monopoly on truth.
The Jinn’s Humiliation: Slaves to a Solomon’s Staff Mirage
Those jinn—Islam’s invisible workforce—epitomize the Quran’s contempt for intelligence. Powerful, ancient beings reduced to construction grunts, duped by termites. The verse gloats: they realize their humiliating punishment stemmed from ignorance of the ghayb. Translation: Even demons are idiots compared to Allah! But poke the story: why didn’t Solomon’s super-senses foresee his own death? Why hide it from loyal servants? It’s inconsistent drivel, exposing Islam’s theology as a house of cards resting on Solomon’s staff.
Exposing the Lessons: Solomon’s Staff as Islam’s Fraudulent Foundation
Islamic spin-masters extract wisdom from this tripe: 1) Only Allah knows the unseen (27:65)—convenient cop-out for failed prophecies. 2) Devout death pose—yet no evidence Solomon was even prostrate; it’s hadith hearsay. 3) Termites trump jinn—nature’s humbling, but really, a nod to folk tales where worms devour staffs.
Truth bomb: this story screams fraud. Biologically bankrupt—a year-dead body pristine? Impossible without sci-fi preservation. Historically? Solomon’s Temple fell to Babylonians centuries before Muhammad; no seclusion chamber. Archaeologically, no jinn artifacts, no wind-commanding records. It’s Muhammad’s 7th-century fanfic, blending Zoroastrian demons (jinn roots), Greek winds, and Jewish kings to hook Arab pagans.
Worse, it’s satanic deception. The Bible’s real Solomon (1 Kings) dies peacefully at 60, no staff drama. Islam perverts him into a necromancer-king, promoting shirk (demonology) veiled as monotheism. Quran admits jinn worship was rife (46:28); Muhammad rebrands them Allah’s minions. Solomon’s staff becomes the prop for this idolatry—lean on wood, not God, until bugs expose the lie.
Modern Muslims lap it up in dawah videos, tafseer podcasts, YouTube rants. Search Solomon’s staff—oceans of delusion. Ibn Kathir’s tafsir? Cherry-picked hadiths from dubious chains, ignoring contradictions like varying death durations (some say 40 days).
Why Solomon’s Staff Still Snares the Gullible
Today, amid Islamist conquests, this tale fuels fatalism: death anytime, so submit! Lectures weaponize it against atheists: See Allah’s wisdom! But wisdom? It’s indoctrination—train kids to ignore reason, accept absurdities. Islam’s ummah slogs like jinn, fearing phantom punishments, propped by mullahs’ Solomon’s staff—outdated texts gnawed by history’s termites.
Ex-Muslim apostates flee this cult, citing such stories as wake-up calls. Science shreds it: termite feeding rates vary wildly; no precise year miracle. Skeptics laugh: if Allah’s so clever, why termites? Divine comedy or devilish mockery?
The Fall of Solomon’s Staff: Islam’s Inevitable Collapse
In the end, the image haunts—not as inspiration, but indictment. Solomon remained dead leaning on his staff for a year until termites ate Solomon’s staff, crashing the illusion. Islam mirrors this: a fraudulent corpse-religion standing on fabricated pillars. Jinn or no, truth-eaters (logic, evidence, history) gnaw relentlessly. Muhammad’s satanic swindle crumbles: no unseen knowledge, just plagiarized paganism masquerading as prophecy.
Ponder: what if Allah’s the deceiver (4:157 denies Jesus’ crucifixion as illusion) propping Islam via Solomon’s staff-like lies? Billions enslaved, awaiting the fall. Ditch the staff; embrace reality. True power? Not in demonic tales, but enlightenment’s light—shining through Islam’s fraudulent veil.
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