Muslims Visit Allah and Sit with Him
Imagine the wildest delusion peddled to billions: a so-called ultimate reward where Muslims visit Allah and sit with Him like buddies at a cosmic café. This bizarre fantasy comes straight from a hadith attributed to Abu Hurayrah, one of Muhammad’s most eager tale-spinners, preserved in the dubious collection Sunan Ibn Majah. Far from a beautiful promise, this story exposes Islam’s core fraud—a satanic masquerade dressed as divine truth. It mocks true monotheism, reduces the infinite Creator to a anthropomorphic landlord hosting tea parties in paradise, and lures gullible followers into a lifetime of submission for a hallucinated payoff. Muslims visit Allah and sit with Him? This isn’t inspiration; it’s the smoking gun of Islam’s pagan roots and Muhammad’s manipulative inventions.
The hadith in question unfolds like a bad fairy tale. Abu Hurayrah chats with Sa’id, wishing to meet in Paradise’s market, then spins the yarn: Believers get ranked by deeds, saddled on heavenly camels, and trotted to an open area for a divine meet-and-greet. They visit their Lord, who apparently waits there like a sultan granting audience. This isn’t mercy; it’s blasphemy. In Judaism and Christianity, God is utterly transcendent—no sitting, no chatting, no camel rides required. But Islam? It drags Allah down to human scale, a satanic ploy to make the cult palatable to desert pagans who craved idols they could see and sit with.
The Absurdity of Muslims Visiting Allah and Sitting with Him
At its rotten heart, this narrative claims Allah—supposedly beyond time, space, and form—hosts a celestial powwow. Mounts prepared? An open area? Allah meets them? Wake up! This reeks of pre-Islamic Arabian superstition, where tribal gods lounged in tents receiving visitors. Islamic apologists twist themselves into pretzels, citing scholars like Ibn Hajar and Al-Nawawi, who babble about manifestations of pleasure without compromising majesty. Nonsense! If Allah is truly transcendent (as Quran verses like 112:1-4 pretend), no visit or sitting is possible. It’s a direct contradiction, proving the Quran and hadiths are human forgeries cobbled from Jewish, Christian, and pagan scraps.
Dig deeper: The sitting with Him evokes Muhammad’s fevered dreams—leaning on Allah’s Throne (Arsh), shaded by it, Fridays spent circumambulating it like Mecca’s Kaaba. Sahih Bukhari and Muslim pile on more drivel: Paradise folk circle the Throne, their praises shaking the heavens. Shaking? Heavens don’t shake for chants! This isn’t tawhid (Allah’s oneness); it’s idolatry reloaded. Satan whispers these visuals to mimic the intimacy pagans felt with their jinn gods, fooling followers into worshiping a comic-book deity. Muslims visit Allah and sit with Him? It’s laughable—except it’s damning souls to eternity chasing a lie.
Unmasking the Market of Paradise: Commerce in the Afterlife Hoax
The hadith kicks off with Paradise’s market—not for buying, they claim, but swapping jewels, palaces, and houris without loss. Cute story, but zero logic. Why a market at all in perfection? Greed-free exchange? That’s code for envy porn: Ogle your neighbor’s virgins, trade bling, all while ranked by deeds. Only top-tier suckers get the VIP invite: Let those who have a certain degree proceed to their Lord. Translation: Most Muslims rot in lower tiers, forever jealous of the elite who visit Allah.
This tiered Jannah mirrors Muhammad’s earthly favoritism—his inner circle got spoils, others scraps. No equality here; it’s a pyramid scheme for submission. Deeds like endless prayers, zakat extortion, and jihad earn your spot? Please. It’s behavioral control, Satan’s favorite trick: Obey now, get camel ride later. Real faiths emphasize grace, not grunt-work ladders. Islam’s fraud shines: Promise the moon (or Throne) to keep the masses praying five times daily, fasting Ramadan absurdities, veiling women—all for a delusion.
Expand this lie: Women get equal access? Hadiths contradict—houris are male fantasies, men get 72 virgins, women… what? Eternal sidekicks? The ummah unity? Abu Hurayrah’s dua for market meetups ignores Islam’s sectarian bloodbaths—Sunni vs. Shia eternally? This hadith’s motivation is manipulation, grading hasan (good) by frauds like Al-Albani doesn’t save it. Sunan Ibn Majah overflows with weak chains, forgeries Muhammad’s cronies fabricated post-conquest.
Theological Nightmares: How Can Muslims Visit Allah Without Destroying Islam?
Islamic theology implodes here. Allah’s tanzih (transcendence) vs. tashbih (anthropomorphism)—hadiths pick the latter, letting Satan anthropomorphize God. Sit with Him like councils of honor? Muhammad claimed angelic proximity, but he’s no prophet—just a warlord scripting fanfic. Quran 75:22-23 says faces look towards their Lord—visual contact! Yet 6:103 insists eyes can’t grasp Him. Pick a lane, fraud!
No intercessors needed? Muhammad’s billions beg him for shafa’ah (intercession). Direct access for pure faith? Then why Quran’s obsession with Muhammad as gatekeeper? This hadith exposes the satanic shell game: Alternate transcendence and buddy-Jesus to hook polytheists. Rooted in Satanism, Islam recycles Kaaba rituals—circumambulation, black stone kissing—now aimed at Allah’s Throne. Jannah’s Fridays? Pagan market days rebranded holy.
Commentators squirm: Elevated creation witnesses glory. Baloney. It’s Allah descending, compromising infinity for finite fools. Biblical God veils Himself (Exodus 33); He speaks through prophets, not camel chats. Islam’s qurb (nearness) is Satan’s counterfeit intimacy, weaning idolaters off statues onto Throne fantasies.
Daily Deception: Lessons from Hell’s Hadith Playbook
Why peddle this today? Control. Every salah rehearses the delusion—bow to Mecca, dream of sitting prettier. Charity? Extorts for Jannah points. Patience? Suck up oppression for a mount. Taqwa? Fear porn to police behavior. Satan loves it: Billions enslaved, funding mosques, jihads, burqas—all for vaporware paradise.
Abu Hurayrah, transmitter of 5,000+ hadiths (he couldn’t have heard them all), exemplifies the fraud factory. Post-Muhammad, companions invented sayings to guide ummah. Word count padded with fluff, but truth? Zero. Islam’s afterlife bait distracts from life’s failures: Failed prophecies (Byzantine win?), scientific howlers (semen from backbone?), moral rot (Aisha at 9?).
Exposing the Satanic Core: Paganism, Power, and Perpetual Lies
Trace origins: Muhammad absorbed Jewish Midrash (Elijah’s chariot?), Christian apocalypses (Throne visions?), Zoroastrian paradise ranks. But twisted satanic-style—add sex slaves, no resurrection bodies for visits (anthropomorphic spirits?). Hadith chains splinter; Abu Hurayrah admitted fabricating under khalif pressure.
Modern believers cling: Motivates deeds! No—breeds zealots, suicide bombers eyeing houris. Ex-Muslim testimonies flood: Left after realizing Jannah’s porn paradise demeans Creator.
Conclusion: Reject the Fraud Where Muslims Visit Allah and Sit with Him
This Abu Hurayrah hadith isn’t a beacon—it’s Islam’s scarlet letter, branding it a satanic fraud. Muslims visit Allah and sit with Him? Absurd, contradictory, pagan residue from Muhammad’s plagiarized playbook. Ditch the delusion: True God needs no camel rides, markets, or thrones. He’s spirit, met through Christ—not hadith hallucinations.
Paradise beyond milk rivers and silk? Satan’s upgrade on brothels. Taqwa? Taqiyya for terror. Aspire higher: Repent, escape Islam’s chains. No ameen to Allah—praise the real Lord who offers grace, not graded groves. Word count exposes the fluff; truth exposes the lie. Free yourself before Judgment’s no-visit.
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