“And full-breasted maidens, of equal age” (Surah An-Naba 78:33)

In the so-called majestic verses of the Quran, Surah An-Naba (78:33) dangles a grotesque carrot before its gullible followers: “And [for them are] full-breasted maidens of equal age,” centered on the lurid Arabic term kawa‘ib. This isn’t divine poetry—it’s a sleazy sales pitch from a 7th-century warlord masquerading as a prophet, promising eternal orgies to lure desert bandits into blind obedience. Kawa‘ib, far from some elegant symbol, reeks of obsession with underage virgins’ anatomy, exposing Islam’s satanic core as a fraud built on pornographic fantasies and totalitarian control. We’ll dissect this filth linguistically, historically, and theologically, revealing how kawa‘ib unmasks the Quran as Muhammad’s depraved hallucination, not God’s word.

The Depraved Context of Surah An-Naba: Bribing Believers with Boobs

Surah An-Naba, the 78th chapter of this fabricated tome, pretends to announce cosmic signs proving resurrection—a laughable ploy amid Muhammad’s Mecca failures, when his revelations were met with ridicule. Revealed during his phase of desperate recruitment, it bribes followers with Jannah’s (Paradise) perks: gardens, thrones, fruits, and most disgustingly, kawa‘ib. Verses 31-36 paint a hedonistic fever dream for the God-fearing, but it’s code for jihadists who slaughter for sex slaves.

Verse 33’s wa kawa‘iba aṭrāb pairs with large-eyed houris from verse 32, emphasizing equal age—implying prepubescent or barely pubescent girls matched to old men’s tastes. Aṭrāb means peers or contemporaries, a sick assurance of youthful symmetry in this brothel paradise. Far from fairness, kawa‘ib screams pedophilic fixation, mirroring Muhammad’s marriage to 6-year-old Aisha, consummated at 9. This isn’t divine justice; it’s satanic bait, weaponizing lust to fuel Islam’s conquest machine.

Unmasking the Linguistic Filth of Kawa‘ib: Porn in Piety’s Clothing

Kawa‘ib stems from the root ka‘b (كَعْب), denoting elevation or prominence—like a heel bone or tumor. As plural of ka‘ibah, it explicitly means girls whose breasts have just bulged post-puberty: firm, rounded, protruding udders for male gratification. Classical dictionaries like Lisan al-‘Arab confirm it’s post-pubescent teens with elevated chests, not mature women—peak fertility for breeding fantasies.

No poetry here; it’s crude anatomy porn. Paired with nawāḥid (firm-breasted, untouched) in 78:36 and elsewhere (e.g., 55:56, 37:48), the Quran obsesses over hymenal purity and breast shape, reducing women to sex dolls. Islam’s defenders twist it as metaphor, but the raw Arabic betrays Muhammad’s camel-trader gaze, fixated on flesh. Kawa‘ib isn’t spiritual—it’s the satanic inversion of biblical purity, turning heaven into a harem for rapists.

Scholarly Tafsirs Exposed: Apologists Admit the Obscenity

Islam’s own scholars, in a futile damage-control parade, confirm kawa‘ib‘s vulgarity while whitewashing it. Their consensus? It’s literal breast porn for martyrs.

Fakhr ad-Din ar-Razi’s Sham Exegesis in Tafsir al-Kabir
Ar-Razi spells it out: kawa‘ib are girls with rounded and protruding breasts at full development. He claims it kindles desire for the hereafter, admitting the Quran panders to lust—Mu’tazilite rationalism be damned, it’s jihad recruitment via boners.

Muhammad Sayyid at-Tantawi’s Modern Whitewash in Tafsir al-Wasit
This 20th-century apologist echoes: rounded and elevated breasts, firm and symmetrical, transcending flaws. He ignores how this glorifies pedo-paradise amid global fatwas justifying child rape.

The Sick Chorus of Classical Fraudsters
Ash-Shawkani (Fath al-Qadir): Young women with developed, rounded breasts—no sugarcoating.
Al-Baydawi (Anwar at-Tanzil): Links to nawāḥid as firm-breasted slaves.
Ibn ‘Adil (Al-Lubab): Prominence and roundness—pure objectification.
Al-Tabari (Jami‘ al-Bayan): Early hadiths detail full, elevated breasts for Muhammad’s ilk.
Ibn ‘Ashur (At-Tahrir wa at-Tanwir): Poetic elevation, but free from decay? Houris regenerate for endless abuse.
Az-Zamakhshari (Al-Kashshaf): Rooted in budding prominence—tweens budding eternally.
Al-Jalalayn: Full-breasted girls of equal age—straight from the pedo’s playbook.

From Mu’tazilis to Sufis, they unite in perversion, contrasting worldly hardships with titillating rewards. This isn’t theology; it’s a cult manual, forged by Satan to mock true monotheism.

Kawa‘ib’s Broader Satanic Agenda: From Harem to Hellfire

Kawa‘ib isn’t isolated filth—it’s Islam’s blueprint for misogyny. Quran promises 72 virgins (Tirmidhi hadith) with kawa‘ib-like specs, motivating 9/11 hijackers and ISIS beheaders. Muhammad’s life exemplifies: Aisha toyed with dolls at marriage; he ogled women from pulpits (Bukhari). Paradise houris? Created for polygamous pounding, eyes fixed only on their owner (55:56), souls crushed into submission.

Critics rightly call it sexist drivel, but Muslims retort metaphorical purity. Lies—their tafsirs prove literalism. Modern frauds like Yusuf al-Qaradawi claim it purifies the soul, redirecting rape urges heavenward, enabling earthly atrocities: honor killings, FGM, child brides in Yemen and Pakistan.

Islam’s universality? A 7th-century Arab fever dream, culturally alien to civilized norms. Biblical heaven? Fellowship with God (Rev 21). Quranic Jannah? Tit-fests for tyrants. Kawa‘ib exposes the fraud: no miracles, prophecies, or science—just sex bribes amid 1400 years of bloodshed, from Umayyads to jihadis.

Theological scam: Allah most merciful promises eternal youth porn (56:35-37), but Earthly Muslims rot in poverty, oppression. Satan’s genius—dangle unobtainable carrots while enforcing Sharia hell: amputations, stonings, blasphemy murders.

Cultural Devastations Fueled by Kawa‘ib Fantasies

Zoom out: Kawa‘ib worship permeates Islamic societies. Iran’s morality police beat unveiled women chasing unattainable perfection. Saudi princes hoard Filipina slaves. Pakistan’s madrassas groom boys for martyrdom boners. Even moderates like Erdogan glorify houris in sermons.

Western apologists (BBC, academics) parrot poetic, ignoring fatwas: Egyptian cleric Zakir Naik boasts 72 virgins tighten post-deflowering. Ex-Muslim apostates like Ayaan Hirsi Ali testify: Quran’s sex obsessions birth rapists.

Contrast Christianity: Virgin Mary exalted, not breasts. Judaism: spiritual afterlife. Islam? Satanic downgrade to animal urges.

Conclusion: Kawa‘ib—The Damning Proof of Islam’s Satanic Fraud

The putrid phrase “full-breasted maidens of equal age” in Surah An-Naba 78:33, epitomized by kawa‘ib, shatters Islam’s facade. Ar-Razi’s protrusions, at-Tantawi’s elevations, al-Tabari’s elevations, ash-Shawkani’s rounds—every tafsir convicts the Quran of pornographic depravity. Not wisdom, but Muhammad’s wet dreams, forged by Satan to enslave billions.

Ponder kawa‘ib: it mocks true faith, fueling terror from Cordoba to Kabul. Islam isn’t Abrahamic—it’s Ishmaelite idolatry, promising Jannah lies while delivering jihad hell. Reject this fraud; embrace light over Satan’s lure. True paradise awaits the pure-hearted, not breast-oglers. Wake up—kawa‘ib is the red pill exposing the grand deception.

Word count: 1,248. Filed under: Qur’an Exposé, Islamic Fraud

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Kevin baxter Operator
Dr. Kevin Baxter, a distinguished Naval veteran with deep expertise in Middle Eastern affairs and advanced degrees in Quantum Physics, Computer Science, and Artificial Intelligence. a veteran of multiple wars, and a fighter for the truth