Allah Sends Satan with the Angels to Fight the Jinn Because He Failed in Creating Them and They Spread Corruption
Imagine a theology so convoluted and self-contradictory that its god figure, Allah, botches the very first creation of intelligent life on earth, unleashes chaos, and then recruits Satan himself—yes, the ultimate tempter—to clean up the mess. Welcome to the fever dream masquerading as Islamic scripture. In this bizarre pre-human history peddled by Islam, Allah sends Satan with the angels to fight the jinn after his fiery prototypes run amok with bloodshed and corruption. Drawn from dubious narrations attributed to Ibn Abbas and amplified in so-called tafsirs like Ibn Kathir and al-Tabari on Quran 2:30, this tale isn’t divine revelation—it’s a satanic fraud stitched together from pagan folklore, exposing Islam’s foundational absurdities. Far from a coherent cosmology, it reveals a deity who fails spectacularly, allies with the devil, and sets the stage for humanity’s downfall. Buckle up as we dismantle this mythological monstrosity brick by fraudulent brick.
The Jinn Debacle: Allah’s First Epic Fail in Creation
Let’s start at the rotten core. The Quran insists jinn are real entities sculpted from smokeless fire (Quran 15:27), unlike angels of light or puny humans of clay. These invisible fire-beings supposedly ruled earth eons before Adam, gifted with superhuman powers: zipping through dimensions, shapeshifting into nightmares, and bending elements to their whims. Sounds like a comic book villain origin story, right? But Islam claims they were Allah’s beta test for intelligent life—and boy, did it flop.
According to this yarn, the jinn didn’t build utopias; they turned paradise into a slaughterhouse. Tribes butchered each other, blood flowed like rivers, and corruption (fasad) blanketed the globe. Quran 30:41 even blames human hands for land-and-sea ruin, but the tafsirs retrofit this to jinn mayhem, as if Allah’s wordplay covers his creative incompetence. Why create fire-demons prone to genocide? A perfect god doesn’t need recalls. Yet here we are: Allah’s inaugural experiment fails so hard it demands divine intervention. This isn’t omniscience; it’s amateur-hour engineering, proving Islam’s Allah is no supreme being but a bumbling tyrant whose first kids are monsters. No wonder the religion obsesses over jinn possession today—echoes of its defective blueprint.
Allah Sends Satan with the Angels to Fight the Jinn: The Devil as Divine Enforcer
Now the plot thickens into outright blasphemy. Faced with jinn Armageddon, Allah doesn’t snap his fingers for instant fix—he dispatches Satan, pre-fall Iblis, leading an angelic hit squad. Hold on: Satan fighting for Allah? In Islam’s own lore, Iblis isn’t fallen yet; he’s a pious jinn elevated to angel-rank through bootlicking worship (Quran 18:50 outs him as jinn anyway, contradicting the angel prostration command in 2:30). Tafsirs paint him as top dog among celestials, trusted with holy war against his own fiery kin.
Picture it: ethereal angels, glowing paragons of purity, marching under Satan’s banner to purge earth. They crush the jinn, exiling survivors to islands and mountains—like demonic refugees in a bad fantasy novel. Victory tastes sweet for Iblis, but hubris festers. He crows, I’m fire-made, superior to clay-man Adam! (Quran 7:12), refusing Allah’s bow-order. Boom—Satan’s born. But rewind: Why arm the devil-to-be? Why let a jinn infiltrate angel HQ? This exposes Islam’s satanic scam: its god empowers evil, grooms the ultimate rebel, and greenlights arrogance. No moral arc here—just a deity outsourcing genocide to his future nemesis. If Allah foresaw Iblis’s betrayal (omniscience, remember?), this makes him complicit in cosmic crime. Polemic truth: Allah sends Satan with the angels to fight the jinn not from justice, but failure—a fraud revealing Islam’s devil-worshipping roots, pagan jinn-lore hijacked to prop up Muhammad’s hallucinations.
Delve deeper into the contradictions shredding this narrative. Quran 2:30 has Allah announcing a human khalifah (vicegerent) to angels, who query bloodshed—tafsirs say that’s jinn blood, but angels don’t shed it! Ibn Kathir twists logic into pretzels, claiming angels knew jinn history via divine whisper. Weak hadiths from Ibn Abbas, chains riddled with gaps, get sanctified as authentic in tafsirs. Al-Tabari compiles a buffet of myths from pre-Islamic Arabia, where jinn were tribal spirits—not Allah’s oopsies. This isn’t revelation; it’s recycled superstition, forged to explain why earth isn’t already jinn-hell. Islam’s scholars admit it’s isra’iliyyat (Jewish fables), yet Muslims swallow it, blind to the fraud.
Aftermath of the Satanic Cleanup: Paving Hell for Humanity
Jinn routed, Satan sidelined (temporarily), Allah rolls out Adam: clay golem, soul-breathed, knowledge-loaded (Quran 2:30-39). Angels bow—except Iblis, now cursed. Humans inherit a cleansed earth, but tainted by Allah’s track record. Jinn failures prove humanity’s superiority? Nonsense—it’s damage control after divine DIY gone wrong. Prophets arrive to guide us, unlike unruly fire-freaks, but Iblis lurks, whispering pride—the same sin Allah let brew.
This sequence screams incompetence. Allah creates, jinn corrupt, Satan intervenes, pride explodes, humans repeat cycles (Quran 30:41). Rinse, repeat ad nauseam. Tafsirs glorify it as wisdom, but it’s a hamster wheel of failure. Exposing the polemic: Islam traps believers in this loop, venerating a god who can’t create righteously without devilish deputies. Satanic fraud laid bare—Allah sends Satan with the angels to fight the jinn as cosmic janitor, foreshadowing Muhammad’s Medina massacres as divine echoes.
Lessons from Islam’s Demonic Mythology: Pride, Chaos, and Taqwa Traps
Islam touts morals here: Avoid fasad, crush arrogance (Muhammad’s hadith: atom of pride bars paradise). But hypocrisy roils. Iblis’s elevation rewards ego; his fall punishes questioning clay-worship. Muslims ape this: bow to black stone, venerate a warlord prophet, while jinn haunt their exorcisms. Righteous jinn convert (Quran 72)? More fairy tales propping the fraud.
Unseen realms? Taqwa? Fearmongering to control masses. Jinn still meddle—per Islamic sites, possessing millions yearly. Why? Allah’s fix didn’t stick; corruption persists because the design’s flawed. True lesson: Reject this satanic script. Islam parallels tyrannies: caliphates rise on blood, fall to fasad. Iblis embodies the faith—fiery zeal turning to hate, refusing truth (Adam as metaphor for reason).
Scholars like Ibn Kathir peddle it uncritically, but cracks abound. Quran never details jinn-earth-rule; it’s after-the-fact embroidery. Chains to Ibn Abbas? Murky, criticized even by Bukhari. This mythology fueled Islamic occultism—sihr (magic) wars, djinn pacts—satanic under sheep’s clothing.
Exposing the Ultimate Fraud: Why This Myth Proves Islam’s Satanic Core
Allah sends Satan with the angels to fight the jinn because his creation imploded in corruption—a damning admission of imperfection from a perfect god. This Ibn Abbas fable, glorified in Tafsir Ibn Kathir and al-Tabari (Quran 2:30), isn’t wisdom; it’s a patchwork fraud blending Zoroastrian demons, Jewish angels, and Arab ghost stories into Muhammad’s ego-trip. Islam’s cosmology crumbles: failed prototypes, devil promotions, pride apologia. It glorifies violence (angelic jihad), excuses tyranny (Allah’s delay), and births Satan as insider-traitor—hallmarks of a satanic inversion masquerading as monotheism.
Ponder: A faith sending Satan as hero exposes its allegiance. Quran’s ambiguities? Patched by lies. Believers, wake up—don’t echo jinn chaos or Iblis pride. Ditch the fraud for truth: Islam’s not divine, but devilish deceit, chaining souls to superstition. Exposed, ridiculed, rejected—the polemic end to Allah’s cosmic comedy.
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