Allah and His Strange Ways
Imagine a god who crafts the universe, demands absolute worship, then flips the script in ways that trap his own creations in no-win scenarios. That’s Allah’s strange ways at work, straight from the pages of Islamic scripture. The Quran and Hadith paint a picture not of divine perfection, but of capricious contradictions that scream fraud—a satanic setup masquerading as holy writ. Buckle up as we dissect these bizarre divine antics, exposing Allah’s strange ways for the manipulative mess they are. From turning a loyal servant into Satan himself to inspiring sin just to justify wrathful destruction, Islam’s deity reveals himself as the ultimate trickster. Is it any wonder millions cling to this deception while the truth begs to be seen?
The Devil’s Origin: A Masterclass in Allah’s Strange Ways
Let’s start at the beginning—or at least Islam’s twisted version of it. In Islamic lore, Allah created angels, jinn (smokeless fire beings), and finally Adam. The angels obeyed flawlessly, but the jinn? Not so much. According to Surah Al-Baqarah (2:34), Allah commanded all the angels and Iblis (a jinn elevated among them) to prostrate before Adam. Everyone complied—except Iblis.
Why the rebellion? Quran (7:11-12) spells it out: Iblis refused because he saw himself superior, made of fire while Adam was mere clay. But here’s the kicker tying into Allah’s strange ways: Earlier Islamic teachings hammer that prostration is only for Allah. Tawhid, the core pillar of Islam, forbids bowing to anyone or anything else. So Iblis, sticking to that unbreakable rule—You alone do we worship, and You alone do we ask for help (1:5)—gets branded the Devil!
Allah’s response? He curses Iblis, casts him out, and turns him into Shaytan, the tempter (Surah Al-Hijr 15:34-35). But wait, it gets hilariously absurd. Iblis doesn’t slink away defeated. No, he challenges the All-Mighty to a cosmic bet: Let me loose until Judgment Day to mislead humanity, and I’ll prove your creation is weak (Surah Al-Hijr 15:39-40). And Allah? He agrees! Indeed, you will have no authority over My servants except the misguided ones among them (15:42).
Rephrase that: The Devil issues an open dare to lead souls astray, and Allah’s strange ways greenlight it. Muslims defend this as a test of faith, but which faith exactly? Obey the eternal command against idolatry (bow only to Allah), or your latest whim (bow to a man)? Iblis chose consistency; Allah punished loyalty. It’s a rigged game—bow to Adam, shatter tawhid; refuse, become Satan. No wonder Iblis looks more principled than his creator. Allah’s strange ways don’t test obedience; they manufacture rebellion to justify tyranny.
This isn’t ancient myth—it’s foundational Islam. Tafsir scholars like Ibn Kathir confirm Iblis was a devout worshipper until this command. Yet Allah locks jinn into damnation: Obey the new order, idolize a human; disobey, eternal curse. Paranoid much? Allah’s strange ways reveal a deity who sows confusion to harvest excuses for punishment.
Allah Inspires Sin: The Ultimate Satanic Fraud
Allah’s strange ways don’t stop at Satan’s origin; they permeate human destiny. Dive into Surah Ash-Shams (91:7-8): And [by] the soul and He who proportioned it, and inspired it [with discernment of] its wickedness and its righteousness.
Translation: Allah creates the nafs (soul) and inspires both its evil (fujur) and piety (taqwa). He programs good and bad impulses. Free will? A joke. Your temptations, lusts, greed—straight from Allah’s factory settings.
Muslims squirm here, claiming inspiration means mere awareness, not causation. Baloney. The Arabic fa-alhamaha means inspired or instilled—as in, Allah breathes sin into you. This aligns with Hadith where Allah turns hearts (Sahih Bukhari 6:60:37). If Allah authors depravity, who’s the real devil?
Exegesis from Al-Tabari echoes this: Allah endows the soul with potentials for vice and virtue. He makes you sin-prone, then demands perfection. Allah’s strange ways at their fraudulently finest—craft the trap, blame the victim.
Destruction by Design: Allah’s Strange Ways in Annihilation
For the coup de grâce, behold Surah Al-Isra (17:16): And when We intend to destroy a city, We command its affluent ones—they transgress therein; so the word [i.e., decree of destruction] becomes due upon it, and We destroy it with [complete] destruction.
Allah’s playbook for genocide: When he craves a town’s wipeout (like Sodom or pre-Islamic Mecca), he commands (amarna) the wealthy elite to rebel. They indulge in fasq (immorality), fulfilling the prophecy, and boom—total annihilation.
Who issues the command? Allah. Who sins? The people he prods. Who suffers? Everyone. This isn’t justice; it’s provocation. Allah’s strange ways mimic a vengeful tyrant: Incite chaos among the mutrafiha (luxury-loving upper crust), let depravity spread, then nuke the joint.
Compare to biblical floods or plagues—those warn first. Here? Allah engineers the crime scene. Tafsir Al-Jalalayn notes: We command its affluent to commit immorality. Causal link undeniable. He makes them sin, then torches innocents. Satanic? Undeniably.
Historical parallels abound: Allah hardens Pharaoh’s heart (echoing Exodus but twisted), dooms nations by divine fiat. Free will evaporates; Allah’s strange ways puppet-master sin for spectacle.
Abrogation: The Fraudulent Patch for Allah’s Strange Ways
Can’t ignore naskh (abrogation), Islam’s duct tape for contradictions. Meccan verses (peaceful) get nuked by Medinan firebrands. Surah Al-Baqarah abrogates milder Surah At-Tawbah calls? Allah forgets or changes rulings (2:106: Whatever verse We abrogate or cause to be forgotten, We bring a better one or similar to it).
Why? Allah’s strange ways evolve like software updates—from polytheist tolerance to jihad mandates. Iblis skipped Islamic U., missing Abrogation 101? Convenient. This science admits imperfection: Allah experiments on followers.
Critics like Ali Dashti called Quran inconsistent; apologists spin it as mercy. Truth: A perfect god wouldn’t need erasers.
Why Defend the Indefensible?
Muslims trot out tafseer (commentary) as saviors, but their own books indict Allah. Ahmed Deedat railed against Christianity sans quotes—I’m using their texts against them. No hypocrisy here; Islam claims supremacy, yet crumbles under scrutiny.
Allah’s strange ways expose the satanic core: A god who births Satan via contradiction, instills sin, provokes doom, then abrogates flops. Not omnibenevolent—omnimalevolent. Jinn become Muslim ghosts post-conversion? Even they buy the con.
Unveiling the Satanic Fraud: Reject Allah’s Strange Ways
In conclusion, Allah’s strange ways aren’t mysterious divine plans—they’re glaring red flags of deception. From Iblis’s principled stand to souls hardwired for hellfire, destruction scripted in heaven, Islam unveils Allah as the Devil incarnate. Billions bow to this fraud, trapped in abrogated absurdities. Study your Quran sans blinders: The evidence damns itself. Flee this satanic snare; truth demands it. Allah’s strange ways aren’t worthy of worship—they reek of the infernal.
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