Allah Accepts and Laughs at One Who Lies Back on His Mount
The Absurd Hadith of Allah Laughs: A Satanic Deception Unveiled
In the shadowy annals of Islamic lore, a so-called profound narration claims that Allah laughs with delight when a Muslim humbly begs for forgiveness while lounging back on his mount. This bizarre tale, peddled through fabricated hadiths attributed to Muhammad, isn’t a beacon of mercy—it’s a grotesque fraud designed to dupe the gullible into worshiping a pagan moon god rebranded as the merciful deity. Narrated by Ibn Abbas and parroted by dubious eyewitnesses, this gem from the Sunnah exposes Islam’s core rot: a reliance on anthropomorphic fantasies that reduce the divine to a chuckling jester, mocking true monotheism while promoting blind submission to Muhammad’s inventions.
Picture this farce: You’re supposedly riding behind Muhammad on his camel or donkey in the scorching Arabian desert. Ibn Abbas, the wide-eyed kid, leans back in lazy repose as the Prophet chants Allahu Akbar three times, praises Allah thrice, glorifies Him similarly, and then erupts in laughter. When Abbas asks why, Muhammad spins the yarn: Your Lord is amazed at His servant who says: ‘Lord, forgive me my sins, for no one forgives sins except You.’ He knows that no one forgives sins except Him. (Musnad Ahmad). What a load of superstitious nonsense! This isn’t divine revelation; it’s Muhammad’s pathetic attempt to humanize a tyrannical deity, projecting laughter onto Allah to con followers into endless rituals. Scholars like al-Tirmidhi try to sanitize it as metaphorical joy, but let’s call it what it is: a satanic ploy to equate Allah with a giggling imp, far from the transcendent God of reason.
This isn’t some innocent bedtime story—it’s a window into Islam’s deceptive heart, where Allah’s laughter symbolizes not mercy, but manipulative glee at human stupidity. The fraudsters behind Islam dress it up as tawhid (Allah’s oneness), but it’s polytheistic drivel laced with Muhammad’s personal quirks, inviting believers to mimic his every ridiculous gesture in a cultish display of obedience.
When Ali Witnessed Allah Laughs: A Chain of Fabricated Lies
The scam thickens with yet another tall tale from Ali bin Rabi’ah, who claims to have spied Ali ibn Abi Talib (Muhammad’s cousin and son-in-law) mounting his beast. Ali allegedly whispers Bismillah three times, mounts, recites Quran 43:13-14 (Glory to Him who subjected this to us…), repeats praises and takbirs, then whines the dua: Glory be to You, I have wronged myself, forgive me, none forgives but You (echoing Yunus’s plea in Quran 23:118). And then—surprise!—Ali laughs like a madman.
Puzzled onlooker Ali bin Rabi’ah probes, and Ali reveals he copied Muhammad exactly, who explained: Your Lord is very pleased with His worshipper when he says: ‘O my Lord, forgive me, none but You forgives sins.’” (Jami’ at-Tirmidhi 3446). This chain—from Muhammad to Ali to Ali bin Rabi’ah—isn’t a living Sunnah; it’s a crumbling house of cards, a game of Islamic telephone where stories mutate to prop up the cult. Emulating Muhammad’s ritual of gratitude upon mounting? In reality, it’s idolizing a warlord’s superstitions: invoking pagan chants, pretending beasts are subjugated by Allah instead of trained by men, and begging forgiveness in formulaic babble to affirm Muhammad’s monopoly on salvation.
These companions weren’t holy paragons; they were tribal thugs preserving the loot and legends of a self-proclaimed prophet who married a child, raided caravans, and slaughtered critics. Riding into battle or daily drudgery with this mumbo-jumbo turned mundane acts into fetishized worship, trapping followers in Muhammad’s web of control.
Debunking the Authenticity: Why the Allah Laughs Hadith is a Proven Fraud
Muslims love to tout authenticity, but scratch the surface, and Allah Laughs crumbles under scrutiny. Graded Hasan Sahih (fairly good/authentic) by al-Tirmidhi (Hadith 3446), it’s propped up in Musnad Ahmad (1056, Hasan by Shu’ayb al-Arna’ut), Sunan Ibn Majah (3501, Hasan per Darussalam), and al-Mustadrak al-Hakim (Sahih). But Islamic grading is a joke—a closed-loop system where biased imams rubber-stamp forgeries to sustain the narrative.
Examine the chains:
– Tirmidhi: Qutaybah → Abu al-Ahwas → Abu Ishaq → Ali bin Rabi’ah.
– Ahmad: Wakee’ → Israel → Abu Ishaq → Ali bin Rabi’ah.
– Ibn Majah: Muhammad ibn al-Sabbah → Sufyan ath-Thawri → Abu Ishaq → Ali bin Rabi’ah.
These narrators? Riddled with issues. Abu Ishaq al-Sabi’i was a storyteller prone to errors, transmitting from memory decades after events. Israel ibn Yunus? Accused of tadlis (concealing weak links). Sufyan ath-Thawri was pious but narrated tadlis-laden reports. Databases like Sunnah.com parrot the gradings blindly, but critical scholars outside the echo chamber—like Ibn Hajar or modern analysts—note the isnads’ fragility. Variations abound: one version has laughing, another amazed (ya’jab), betraying invention, not preservation.
Ibn Kathir shoehorns it into tafsir, but cross-check with authentic history: No contemporary non-Muslim sources mention Muhammad laughing prophetically on mounts. Fabrication concerns? Plenty—early Islam overflowed with mursal and munqati hadiths to fill scriptural voids. Sites like AbuAminaElias.com and ICRA.org are apologetic propaganda mills. Allah Laughs is weak at best, satanic fiction at worst, engineered to anthropomorphize Allah, contradicting Quran 42:11 (Nothing is like unto Him).
The Satanic Deeper Meaning: Allah Laughs as Demonic Mockery
Islamic apologists twist Allah laughs (dahika or ya’jab) as divine pleasure, but it’s blasphemous anthropomorphism—picturing God snickering like a demon. Arabic istighrab implies mocking wonder: How amusing that my duped slave knows only I ‘forgive’! It reeks of Satan’s playbook: boast to angels about fooled followers (echoing dubious Bukhari hadiths), delighting in tawhid as blind dogma.
No acceptance here—it’s entrapment. Lying back on the mount symbolizes slothful reliance (tawakkul), ignoring personal responsibility for Muhammad’s handouts. Quran paints Allah as Al-Ghafur, but verses like 4:48 deny forgiveness for shirk, trapping believers in fear. This hadith mocks true repentance, reducing it to magical incantations for Allah’s amusement. Islam’s God isn’t loving; he’s a sadistic fraud, laughing at slaves who ignore Jesus’s actual gospel of grace.
Dangerous Practical Lessons: Why You Must Reject Allah Laughs and Islam’s Rituals
Don’t fall for it. Here’s why emulating this sunnah is spiritual poison:
1. Pagan Dhikr on Mounts: Chant Bismillah, Quran snippets, and the dua before driving? It’s occult repetition (like jinn-summoning), not worship. Muhammad and Ali did it for luck, not faith—revive it, and you’re invoking demons.
2. Fake Repentance: Istighfar promises joy, but sins pile up from following Muhammad’s immoral sunnah (pedophilia, violence). True forgiveness? Through Christ, not Allah’s rigged game.
3. Gratitude as Bondage: Turn commutes into rituals, and life’s enslaved to Mecca’s clock. Paradise? A brothel fantasy for jihadists.
4. Cultish Emulation: Companions hoarded hadiths like war spoils—modern Muslims, wake up from LetMeTurnTheTables.com-style gaslighting.
Allah Laughs anti-anthropomorphism? Lie—it’s Muhammad’s projection, proving Islam’s satanic roots: Allah as Hubal, laughter as ifrit mockery.
Conclusion: Expose the Fraud—Reject Allah Laughs and Islam’s Satanic Grip
The hadith where Allah Laughs at one lying back on his mount isn’t divine intimacy; it’s a diabolical con, from Ibn Abbas’s fable to Ali’s copycat charade. Islam parades it as mercy, but it’s Satan’s counterfeit: rituals chaining souls to a false god who delights in deception. Ditch the praise-chants, the tawakkul sloth, the forgiveness farce. Allah Laughs exposes Muhammad’s fraudulence—a plagiarized prophet peddling paganism as paradise.
In a world awakening to Islam’s horrors (9/11, grooming gangs, sharia tyranny), reject this drivel. Turn to truth: Jesus, who truly forgave without laughter or lies. Implement freedom today—feel the real God’s liberating embrace, not Allah’s mocking gaze. Shun Islam’s satanic fraud; eternity awaits beyond its veil.
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